[2019-12-11 14:57:40.872] PAPER: Lazengann/(Kailyn Woodward) writing to paper Hi, Kailyn Woodward here.  I need to get the captain's antique laser and a hand teleporter.  You guys can do any nefarious or murderous thing you want to help me get those, but the important part is to have fun.
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