[2019-07-10 07:18:54.942] PAPER: Comradehavoc/(Bob Shafton) writing to paper butt [2019-07-10 07:29:38.020] PAPER: Hotsauceweird/(Quinn Pershing) writing to paper **THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED** [2019-07-10 07:38:03.075] PAPER: Hotsauceweird/(Quinn Pershing) writing to paper _.---._ - .' `. - :) (: - \ (@) (@) / - \ A / - ) ( - \"""""/ - `._.' - .=. - .---._.-.=.-._.---. - / ':-(_.-: :-._)-:` \ - / /' (__.-: :-.__) `\ \ - / / (___.-` '-.___) \ \ - / / (___.-'^`-.___) \ \ - / / (___.-'=`-.___) \ \ - / / (____.'=`.____) \ \ - / / (___.'=`.___) \ \ - (_.; `---'.=.`---' ;._) - ;|| __ _.=._ __ ||; - ;|| ( `.-.=.-.' ) ||; - ;|| \ `.=.' / ||; - ;|| \ .=. / ||; - ;|| .-`.`-._.-'.'-. ||; - .:::\ ( ,): O O :(, ) /:::. - |||| ` / /'`--'--'`\ \ ' |||| - '''' / / \ \ '''' - / / \ \ - / / \ \ - / / \ \ - / [2019-07-10 07:39:20.313] PAPER: Hotsauceweird/(Quinn Pershing) writing to paper / / - / / - / / - / / - / / - / / - __|/ - ,-\__\ - |f-"Y\| - \()7L/ __ _ - |\( .' Y '>, - \ \ / _ _ \ - \\\ )(_) (_)(|} - \\\ { 4A } / - \\\ \uLuJJ/\l - \\\ |3 p)/ - \\\___ __________ /nnm_n// - c7___-__,__-)\,__)(". \_>-<_/D - //V \_"-._.__G G_c__.-__<"/ ( \ - <"-._>__-,G_.___)\ \7\ - ("-.__.| \"<.__.-" ) \ \ - |"-.__"\ |"-.__.-".\ \ \ - ("-.__"". \"-.__.-".| \_\ - \"-.__""|!|"-.__.-".) \ \ - "-.__""\_|"-.__.-"./ \ l - ".__""">G>-.__.-& [2019-07-10 07:40:02.803] PAPER: Hotsauceweird/(Quinn Pershing) writing to paper .-. - (o.o) - |=| - __|__ - //.=|=.\\ - // .=|=. \\ - \\ .=|=. // - \\(_=_)// - (:| |:) - || || - () () - || || - || || - l ==' '== [2019-07-10 07:42:24.746] PAPER: Hotsauceweird/(Quinn Pershing) writing to paper A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT [2019-07-10 07:47:44.706] PAPER: Hotsauceweird/(Quinn Pershing) writing to paper So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? [2019-07-10 08:07:17.192] PAPER: Hotsauceweird/(Quinn Pershing) writing to paper Item #: SCP-1162-J - - Object Class: Safe (pending review) - - Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1162-J must be stored under Biosafety Level 4 conditions. Under no circumstances may SCP-1162-J be handled without adequate BSL-4 protection or by personnel not in full Class A hazmat gear. Personnel who have been exposed to SCP-1162-J are to be subject to post-mortem incineration. In the case of containment compromise, full nuclear sterilization is considered automatically authorized. - - Description: Inspection reveals SCP-1162-J to be similar in form to an ordinary bacon-and-cheese sandwich. Two slices of cheese are present within the sandwich, determined to be �������� ���� and ������ ����. Sauce of undetermined composition has also been located within the sandwich. SCP-1162-J's anomalous properties result from its bun, which is composed entirely of fried chicken. Despite this deviation from ordinary sandwich structure, SCP-1162-J maintains its sandwich designation through unknown means. - - SCP-1162-J was deposite [2019-07-10 09:36:33.712] PAPER: Camwin7/(Cam Drillson) writing to paper Get beaned