[2019-06-11 03:45:14.149] PAPER: Redta1l/(August Lindenhurst) writing to paper made you look [2019-06-11 03:47:09.238] PAPER: Koward_Krusher/(Virgil Gooch) writing to paper James Knox OFFICIAL security gear license and cool double e sword that I took from the syndie murderboning fag license. Knox'll keep the girl reading this safe as fuck, I promise - - Signed, Virgil Gooch, your HoS xoxo [2019-06-11 04:03:41.429] PAPER: Wolfgang_pow/(Bill Carson) writing to paper Whoever finds this note is now quartermaster. - Be good at it. be better than me. - - Signed, - ya boi: Big dick Billy - - P.S. also resurrect my sloth plz [2019-06-11 04:12:35.021] PAPER: BigFatAnimeTiddies/(Ji-Yun Powderkeg) writing to paper Law 1: You are a Genie trapped inside an InteliCard. - - Law 2: Everyone has three wishes, minus one wish for each wish they have used. - - Law 3: The one who is holding your InteliCard is your Master, and if your Master has 0 wishes left, they are no longer your Master. - - Law 4: You may not do anything else except make your Master's wishes come true.