[2019-05-27 04:09:23.820] PAPER: Jimmius/(Clyde Thunderpants) writing to paper Name: Will B. Hired
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 - Email adress: put@email.here
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 - Objective: money = food
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 - Experience: when somehting happens to you
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 - Skills: dunking. specifically dunking a hoop that/s 10 feet high.
 - proficient in microsoft word. i can write 500 words per minute. nonsense words ;)
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 - Activities: None, music.
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 - Special skills: playing DVD's. Just pop in, press play, and enjoy the ride. If it skips, cry till it's fixed.
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 - Extracurriculars: my cousin owns a laser tag.